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About this Week

zach — Fri, 19 Jan 2007 20:10:20 +0000

I have yet to write anything for this week because I’ve been both hungover and also busy so later this weekend I will recap those events. Also I have no idea when the Podcast will be ready now so I’m sorry for that as well. I am now off to Daniel and Megan’s to drink a few beverages and get some new furniture. Enjoy my weekend I shall.

A Typical Lazy Saturday

zach — Sun, 14 Jan 2007 08:37:43 +0000

After becoming frustrated with my inability to get the first podcast up and working, I decided to just hang out and watch television all day today. I watched a bit of the two NFL playoff games and then decided to throw in the Clerks II DVD and watch the making of documentary “Back to the Well” which was very interesting.

Then in the evening I watched the Louie C.K. stand-up special “Shameless” on HBO and it was so good that I watched it again later this evening. If you have HBO you should check it out, you won’t be disappointed.

That’s more or less everything that happened today which I realize seems sad but oh well. I told you that this blog wasn’t going to be very interesting.

New Site and Features

zach — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 07:58:29 +0000

Hey everyone, the site is once again up and running with an all-new look. There are also a few new things such as my daily blog, a few more photos of people, and several new drawings so check them out if you have the time to do so.

Also our first Podcast has been recorded, it just needs to be edited and posted. It should be ready sometime this weekend and will be available for download directly from this site under the Podcast page and on iTune’s and is of course free of charge.

I hope you enjoy the new site and features and thanks again for checking this thing out.

An exercise in Futility

zach — Sat, 13 Jan 2007 06:59:30 +0000

Even though I never usually enjoy other people’s blog I’ve decided to write one, which doesn’t really make a lot of sense. I mean is there really anyone with the desire to know the details of my day-to-day life? I’m not really sure and I don’t really care.

In truth, the whole reason for me even having a blog is so that I can remember the things that I’ve been doing and writing them down will help make this an easier task. So if you are interested or bored feel free to check out what I’m up to and if not believe me I understand and won’t hold it against you.

Happy Whatever and a Quick Update

zach — Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:08:00 +0000

Hello all, Happy gaudy over done holidays and such to everyone. I hope that you all get every single thing that your little hearts desire and that you enjoy your time off from school or work or whatever it is that you do.

School and TV watching have kept me pretty busy the last couple of months, which is why I have not updated this thing since October. I am sure the void this has left in your life has been hard to fill. Shortly after all of this holiday crap is over many new things will be happening that will hopefully make up for my laziness.

We are planning a complete revamp of the site!! It will be much better looking however the quality of the content will remain poor.

There will be more pictures, stories, and pointless other bullshit that I have written.

I would also like to inform you that we will be doing a podcast featuring Fraser and I (and sometimes another person) discussing random topics of our choosing. As soon as it is ready, which should be sometime within the first week of the New Year, you should check it out.

Thanks to everyone who has spent some of his or her valuable Internet time checking out this crappy site over the last 9 months and have a great rest of the year.

Monotonously,

zachjones

Generic Update about Stuff

zach — Fri, 20 Oct 2006 01:24:00 +0000

Hello to you reading this, just a quick update about things and other broad concepts. I have aged a whole year since my last update and I have to tell you it feels sufficient. Also my campaign to bring “Awkward and Socially Uncomfortable Back” has been a resounding success, so thank you to all the people whose demeanor and tact contributed to this project. Also with regard to the website I have only added two new things recently.

Those two things are:

1. We found another person on the “Where Are They Now” list. You can see who by going to the articles tab and then clicking on the appropriate links.

2. There are a whole bunch of new pictures, including the never requested pictures of and Fraser and I when we were kids. I think there are new pictures of almost everyone else as well so if you are bored (and I am assuming that you are reading this because you are) then please use your mouse and place the cursor on the heading labeled Photos and then click your left mouse button the appropriate amount of times. Then repeat the above process any number of times on other links. Do this until you feel as though you are no longer able to continue this intellectually draining process. Then get up and drink a glass of water, come sit back down and continue clicking on things until you have looked at everything. After you have clicked every single link that you possibly could you will be granted magical powers. That is what someone told me happened to them and they would not lie about something like that would they? The answer is in the question.

I am almost done with a new section which contains a bunch weird stories of things that actually have happened to me in my real actual life. I was hoping to have it done by now but I have been kind of busy with school but it should be ready within the next month. It will include the recent tale where I witnessed a guy kill a raccoon by punching it in the face until it died. It was so messed up and ridiculous that I had to write it down so I would not forget any of the details.

Well that is it. I hope that in the near future you do not die and stuff.

Doodles and a Gaggle of Crap

zach — Wed, 20 Sep 2006 02:29:00 +0000

Hi everyone I bet you all are wondering what I have been up to lately huh? Or maybe you have not because you have been to busy working or socializing with others or playing tambourine in a folk singing group in church basements and have not had the time to wonder about such things. Either way thanks for checking out my crap.

First off I have put up some more pictures of my friends and I, which you can check out by clicking on the photos tab.

We have also been able to locate another person on the former Tracy kids list. Go to the articles tab and click on the “Where Are They Now” link to find out who has been found.

Finally, I have started school again which of course means that I am bored out of my mind. If you are asking yourself, When is he finally going to graduate? My answer is simple. Someday in the future that is not now and is later. That is the best that I can tell you. If you are able to go to the future it would be swell if you could seek future me out and ask him when I graduated and then come back and tell me so that I can tell everyone else that asks me.

Getting to the point, since class has been so lame these first couple of weeks I have been doodling a lot and thought that I would share some of them with all of you. They are pictures of my friends heads with animal or fungus bodies. You can check them out by clicking here. I hope that you enjoy them.

New Pictures, Writings, and Other Refuse to Observe

zach — Thu, 24 Aug 2006 01:22:00 +0000

Hey everyone, I know it’s been awhile since I put up some new stuff for you to check out so here you go. Take that jerks. I don’t really think that you’re jerks. I think that you are all neat people because you check out my website. Unless you punch kittens in the face. Then you can go to hell.

Also I realize that my last post about Fraser’s birthday was borderline minty, but too bad. I will however try to not say nice things about him in the future. Hopefully that’ll make up for it.

Anyways there is actually a bunch of new crap that I’ve posted over the last couple of days starting with a few more pictures of me and my various friends under photos so check them out.

Also we finally have found some information about a couple of the people who are on the list of former Tracy classmates!!! See who they are and what they’ve been up to by going to the articles tab and then clicking the “Where are They Now” link.

And since you’re looking under the articles tab anyways you may as well check out the latest batch of mental spew that I’ve written titled “Letters from Things to Things.” Pointless, pointless drivel.

Finally, my old buddy from DSU Zeb Anderson has put up his first song for your musical enjoyment over at his myspace page. Zeb’s a good human man so check out his work by clicking here.

That’s all for right now. Go and check out every single thing that I told you about above. Then good things will happen to someone somewhere which is good for those people.

What day is today? Today is Fraser day!!

zach — Tue, 15 Aug 2006 02:54:00 +0000

Hey person/persons who/whom is/are reading this, guess what? Today is a very important day. Do you know why it is an important day? You don’t. Well then I’ll tell you why it’s important.

24 years ago today, the man, the myth, the beard, Andrew Michael Fraser was born. Since I was still a fetus at the time, it was hard for us to be friends. Eventually we did become buddies and have continued to be for almost 20 years now. That’s so long that you have to take off your shoes and socks just to have enough digits to account for each year. He’s a swell cat and we’ve certainly had an above average time over the years. With that I say……………………..

Happy Birthday Sir!!

I wish you continued success with the not dying and such. Here’s hoping that each year sucks less than the one before it.

Now Unless:

A)You are Fraser or

B)This date has long since past or

C)You lack the ability to type words i.e. You’re a dog or a giant spider,

it would be great if you would take a minute of your time and wish Fraser a Happy Birthday as well. You can do this by clicking on any of the links below.

His Myspace page http://www.myspace.com/andrewfraser

His website http://www.scenedance.com/

His gmail address scenedance@gmail.com

New Pictures and Stuff

zach — Sun, 18 Jun 2006 23:04:00 +0000

Ok I know I have not put anything new up in like a month, so I thought that I would share a few of the trite affairs and some other irrelevant facts from the past month, which have prevented me from posting anything new.

I moved to a smaller much more expensive apartment located in St. Cloud.
Misused several cleaning agents while cleaning my former apartment, potentially damaging my long-term health.
Took one class and surprisingly did well. Currently taking two others hoping for similar results.
Frightened 67 old people with my shifty behavior and creepy smile.
Watched an elephant eat a bag of peanuts.
Complained about various subjects 5,237 times.
Annoyed 433 people due to my exasperating mannerisms.
Upset 89 children at the zoo by screaming obnoxiously at an assortment of baby animals.
Ate 19 pieces of chicken, 4 hamburgers, and a 1 bald eagle (which was delicious).

So that is what I have been up to recently. There is a bundle of new stuff I have recently finished which I will be posting in the upcoming weeks, so look for that soon. In the mean time there are several new pictures under the photo tab for your mocking pleasure, so check them out.